Goobers Who Think They Can (LOL)

o.k. so i went to the movies last nite w/ my guy friend & walken up to get our tickets this total goober comes up to us & trys to talk to us. now i like goobers- im a goober, but how did he know my friend wasn't my boyF? disrespect if you ask me. gawd- i sound like such a snob. i think im tired.